At what point do you beings become...fond of one another?

It's not nice to find your bed empty when you're used to waking up to someone. She smelled like metal and old leather - like a sword. I do miss that smell.

Really girls. Behave.

Despite the...mishap with the waffles, thank you for your company Celes. It was rather pleasant.

Edit: Selphie...what the hell.

Thank goddess for small favors.

What is it with you people? I talk too much? No more or less than any of you. At least what I have to say has merit. You all just walk about talking about how you're obsessed with soap operas, having one emotional issue after the other and causing unneeded drama amongst yourselves. You're like children. No matter how old you get you're still prone to the same repetitive, mundane, asinine behavior. And of course, no one can tell you anything.

Fools.

( private )

Elena, shame on you. I knocked on your door last night, and you didn't answer. I wanted some of your famed cooking. I was quite hurt.

( Evaluation results )

( filtered to Sephiroth's advanced students )

I do believe I'm hungry.

Elena? Are there anymore tacos left?

Such asinine behavior. If you don't like the fact that he's experimenting on homeless people, perhaps you should stop him instead of lecturing him. As if he's going to listen to you. No one ever listens to any of you. You don't even listen to yourselves. I don't know why you pretend to bother.

Results of the evaluation will be posted on Thursday. I loathe Thursday. Then you...lovely...little people can have Friday off, as I have other things to attend to.

( private; protected//not hackable )

Evaluations start next week. Afterwards, I will be splitting you up into three separate classes, each one to be taught individually by my assistants and me. I don't care what your preferences are - where and who I assign you to is where you're going to stay. No transfers. Either take it or drop out.

The more advanced students, or the ones I see massive potential in will be taught by me. You will have the privilege of picking and choosing when your lessons are going to occur. I believe the only slots that are taken are Monday, Wednesday and Fridays at 6AM for Celes. Asellus, you have...8AM correct? After the initial class? Remind me again.

At the end of next month I will be personally dragging whichever group of students I decide to teach to Methuselah. Don't worry, I won't let you get eaten by whatever is said to haunt/reside there. However, I'm going to make sure you put what you're learning (and undoubtedly already know) to use. Call it a mandatory field trip. More details will come later; I simply want you to be prepared for that.

Questions? Comments? Complaints? Leave them here. I'll get back to you. After I finish my biscuits.

( private; protected//not hackable. )

[ooc: <.< If your kid is taking Phys Ed 101 drop me a line on AIM@Carelessly Eden. I have no idea who's taking it and I'm too lazy to freaking go through and compile a list. Plus I need to discuss evaluations with each of you. Also, Beth, Heather, poke me sometime this upcoming week if you can. Thnx. ♥ ]

An army of homeless people? I'm so terribly amused.

To my students: if you happen to kill maim sever a limb assist in the extermination removal of this epidemic, I'll happily give you extra credit for class. Even if you don't need it, it wouldn't hurt to earn some. Just in case.

Have fun.

No classes tomorrow. I don't have a reason why either. I just don't feel like teaching.

( private; amusing, but not hackable. )

Steiner. Since you're so zealous about me coddling the women, why don't you ask them if they'd like to be taken easy on. I find it rather insulting that you think I shouldn't treat them the same as the other students just because they're females. An opponent doesn't care what gender you are - you bleed red, and that's all they're interested in. In fact, they're going to take you even less seriously than they would if you were a male. I don't care what you think - someone needs to be tough on these girls. And they can handle it. I most certainly won't back down or lighten up on them. I'd rather see them succeed and excel at this than any of my male pupils. And if they have a problem with the way I teach them, by all means, let them talk to me about it. They know how to reach me, and I've been approached by them before; I'm tutoring two of them, in fact, at their request and insistance. And I haven't heard one complaint out of any of them - yet the men, the ones who are supposed to be stronger and better, are the ones who are constantly whining and sulking, and behaving like children. What fools you've made yourselves out to be. If you can't handle the way I teach my students, then go sit in a corner and suck your thumb.

Learn to control your emotions. Stop being such a drama queen.

The closet I can get to explosions is "fireworks". How disappointing.

I'll just have to do it myself.

( private. not hackable. )

...

That was...surreal.

[ooc edit: Don't know what he's talking about? Refer to this.]

Why in the world are there so many different types of chocolate? And how am I supposed to tell the difference between them? White, dark, milk, bitter, bittersweet, semi-sweet, Belgian, European...Must you humans complicate everything?

I absolutely refuse to taste it. Sugar is a wretched substance that I have no desire to indulge in.

...And why is it so expensive? Does it really mean that much? It's just food. Food that comes in a fairly attractive box, depending on who you ask.

No matter. I'll try it again tomorrow. Hopefully without the unnecessary.

I am...so amused.

Steiner, I will be sitting in on the class tomorrow. I want to see how everything is working out. And, when you get a chance, I would like to speak to you about the lesson plans you've set up. No worries my dear boy - I'm not against any of them. They're marvelous ideas. I just want to know how they're all going to work out with the other teachers and so forth.

And for my students, since Valentine's Day is such a big deal for you, my class will be canceled for that day. I could still make you get up to have it, but I doubt anyone would show up, or take it seriously. Besides, that would be quite...cruel. So enjoy it.

I believe that's all.

( private )

It has been brought to my attention by a very disgruntled student that my ego and my approach to my class is difficult to handle, to say the least.

Very well. I'll curb them both.

Though, I'm afraid my current condition won't allow me to teach for a while. It's gotten...worse. So, I'll just turn the class over to Mr. Steiner in my absence, who is far more pleasing and agreeable to you children's pallets.

Evaluations are in four weeks. Try not to die or have anymore unnecessary emotional outbursts before then.

[ooc: And by "condition" he means "The next person I see I'm going to kill. I'm that ticked off." So he needs a time out. A very long one.]